Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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