No period for spring break; use this wisely.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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