I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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