I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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