So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
We talked him into tasing himself.
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I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
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You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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