I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
another moral hangover. fuck.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Randomize
