sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
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Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
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It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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