okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
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Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
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Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Randomize