You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
Randomize
