i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
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Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
We left an ass print on the piano.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
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There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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