I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
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Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
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one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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