Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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