Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
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we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
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we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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