I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
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