so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
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