Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
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Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
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I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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