yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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