you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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