she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
It was like giving head to a cactus.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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