She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
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some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
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I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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