i already hear my dad disowning me
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
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I need you to use more vowels.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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