We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
zippers are such a cool invention
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
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What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
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we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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