i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
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These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I just found a bag of teeth...
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stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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