She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
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