you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
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He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
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Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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