i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
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The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
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No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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