So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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