Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
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people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
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New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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