Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
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I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
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Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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