sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
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I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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