so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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