So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
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FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
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YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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