my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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