Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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