God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
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noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
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Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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