She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
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I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
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Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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