oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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