after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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