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(734): View more from Michigan

Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection

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(248): View more from Michigan

I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.

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(248): View more from Michigan

remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite

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(970): View more from Colorado

I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.

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(513): View more from Ohio

She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy

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(416): View more from Toronto

We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?

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(567): View more from Ohio

She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs

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(631): View more from New York

A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.

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(573): View more from Missouri

Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.

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