Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
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I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
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Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT