just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
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She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
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You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.