there was a trapeze. enough said
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Randomize
