I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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