He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I touched a dick in church today
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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