we have officially lost it.
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
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For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
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We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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