How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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