Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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