You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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