Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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