She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
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