Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
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