those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Dick very happy bro
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
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