Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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