Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
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It would be one hovered percent delicioui
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
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i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
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