His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
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I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
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we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
Randomize