I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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