Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
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i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
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But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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