yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
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I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
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The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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