is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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