Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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