is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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